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 |  willy wanka | 29-06-11 | link |  | Comments (1)

Her some good advice. If you’re going to be stealing other people’s wares, make sure you wear the right pants and preferably a belt too.

 |  willy wanka | 03-05-11 | link |  | Comments (5)

When a man is on a mission nothing is going to stop him. Flood water or no flood water, this dude on a motorcycle needed to get across town and went for it. He was doing great too, the shitter with water is that it makes it very difficult to see what is underneath it. FAIL.

 |  willy wanka | 02-05-11 | link |  | Comments (0)

What with all the uprisings in the world, and all the talk of baton rounds and plastic bullets, whats it actually like to take one at close range. Pretty damn painful according to this guy. Don’t think he’ll be trying that again.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 23-02-11 | link |  | Comments (11)

So you,ve had a few beers (101 to be exact) and you’re stuck with the empties. Why not invite a few friends round and get creative. Thats hangover dedication.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 19-02-11 | link |  | Comments (3)

We’ve all seen the guy in the Bond movie who could fiddle with his pen whilst programming world destruction This guy applies that skill to Art. He probably lives on an island covered in lasers.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 12-02-11 | link |  | Comments (7)

Women, how do they work? You send them little tokens of your affection and still they complain. Back to chocolates and flowers then.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 05-02-11 | link |  | Comments (7)

Just let this baby load up, go full screen and enjoy the gentle beauty of taking a jet into Los Angeles International Airport. Then get off the plane, choke on the smog or get murdered in a drive-by. Lovely.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 01-02-11 | link |  | Comments (5)

How quickly can boiling water turn to snow in temperatures of -30 degrees? The answer is, of course, instantly.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 22-01-11 | link |  | Comments (0)

Fancy a bit of Tokyo drifting but would rather do it on the cheap,Eastern European style? Dead easy. Just put some blocks under your tyres and put your foot down. Simple.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 21-01-11 | link |  | Comments (16)

Strange things happening in the world of nature right now. Birds, falling from the sky and fish being washed up dead by the bucketload. All those things would not be on my mind if I was walking over thin ice watching thousands of carp just below my feet. Creepy and scary.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 05-01-11 | link |  | Comments (4)

Not quite sure what this girl was hoping to achieve but what is certain is she’ll be visiting the dentist for quite some time. Well played.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 04-01-11 | link |  | Comments (0)

This Midwinter remains bleak as snowstorms continue to blanket lots of the northern hemisphere. See the speed that the snow takes over everything with this cool (literally) timelapse film of a blizzard hitting someones back garden. Wrap up warm, kids.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 28-12-10 | link |  | Comments (0)

You know how it is. Someone you haven’t seen for years turns up with a present for Christmas. Better run upstairs and wrap any old crap you can find as a return gift. Speed is of the essence and if you’re anything like me wrapping is not your thing. Here’s a neat little technique from a Japanese lady. Sorted.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 25-12-10 | link |  | Comments (3)

I’ve seen some piss poor street entertainers in my time. Paint your face white and pretend to be a statue? Get a fucking job. This guy falls into the opposite camp. I’d happily pay to see skills like this and he puts those panhandlers and showtime charlatans to shame.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 21-12-10 | link |  | Comments (5)

Some people have a poker face, some use sleight of hand. These guys probably got good by bundling roubles into envelopes for FIFA, either way they have some pretty nifty tricks and no sleeves are involved.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 06-12-10 | link |  | Comments (2)

Kids are always on the lookout for new adventures. This little fella decides to do a bit of breaking and entering, via the roof. Pity he didn’t notice this house doesn’t have a door.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 06-11-10 | link |  | Comments (0)

There was a little chill in the air this morning so that means winter is on it’s way. This is excellent news for those of us that likes what it does to traffic. Unless you’re driving, of course, then it’s just shit.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 13-10-10 | link |  | Comments (2)

Last night I watched a very interesting and rather disturbing documentary made by Mercury Media called This is my land Hebron. It is a film made by Jews about another group of Jews who are holding the Palestinian city of Hebron hostage. That other group of 500 Jewish facists - there I said it, two words you wouldn’t expect linked to each other - who claim that Hebron is the birthplace of the Jewish faith and is therefore rightfuly theirs as God says so. And the Israeli government lets them hold 120.000 Palestinians hostage. Soldiers close off street, weld shut shops and drive families from their homes under the guise of national security. The soldiers are officially there to make sure both the Jewish settlers and the Palenstinian inhabitants come to no harm, but unofficially they let the settlers do what they want - throw stones at schoolchildren, prevent farmers from harvesting their crops, beat up kids, calls people nazis and so on. The most disturbing thing these religious extremists do is spray paint slogans such as Gas all Arabs, Arabs to the gas chambers while they call you a Nazi the next minute for blocking their path and preventing them from going about God’s business. The rest of Israel and the world turns the other way because we don’t want to be called anti-semites and that is the power of the extremist Jew. He or she will first start about national security and if that holds no ground for what they are doing they bring up the Holocaust. So, before you start calling me such unimaginative things such as a facist, Nazi or anti-semite I suggest you check out the film for youself and listen to what Jewish journalists, policticians and former army commander in Hebron have to say about it and then hit me with something a little more creative. PS I know there are Palestinian bastards too, but this is about the fundamentalist Jewish movement we hardly ever get to read or hear anything about but who are just as bad if not worse becaue without a care in the world they trample on the horror done to their forefathers with their actions which would make Hitler proud. Let’s just hope the Israeli people don’t have to come up with their version of Wir habben es nicht gewusscht in 10 years time.

 |  willy wanka | 11-10-10 | link |  | Comments (29)

Brussels is the place all my Euro Taxes go to keep bureaucrats in Beluga caviar and Christal Champagne so the simpler begging methods aren’t going to cut much slack to people with a taste for the finer things in life. Who can resist the big doleful eyes of a cute dog down on it’s luck? I went wrong just teaching my dog not to crap on the carpet.

 |  iGary Sanderson | 24-09-10 | link |  | Comments (0)
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