What you do in your bedrom is none of our business, but some people really need to take a good look at themselves while not wearing a pig suit, sniffing feet, getting squashed by a fat chick or getting mounted by a miniature stallion. What is wrong with just a bit of kinky sex with maybe some handcuffs, baby oil and a 20 inch strap on? Do we really need all these fetishes to sastisfy sexual needs? I mean, 8 beer up your ass? WTF!?!